remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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