god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize