I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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