wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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