ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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