my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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