So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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