i jhust puked up my retainher.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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