Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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