You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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