I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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