Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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