weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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