make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The adults are the big ones right?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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