At least make sure they are 18
Why
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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