am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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