just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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