i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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