I wish I could teleport
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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