Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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