you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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