it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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