I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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