I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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