he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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