He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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