this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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