is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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