he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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