I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This is my gift to your gina
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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