There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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