just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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