the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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