How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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