YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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