honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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