It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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