Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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