Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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