i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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