last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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