Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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