just tell him i said nine months
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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