There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize