ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am spending my child support on dildos
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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