how can u be prego again
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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