That's intense
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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