If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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