She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
