so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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