just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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