I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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