i just wanna soil my oats bro
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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