her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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