think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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