Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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