wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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