i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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